"senile talk" - Translation from English to Arabic

We talk about the courts and which judge is senile which one wears a gun under his robe.
فنحن نتجاذب أطراف الحديث عن المحاكم والقاضي الذي خرف لكبر سنه وأيهما يحمل سلاحا تحت عبائته